YVONNE: I made brownies.
DAN: Yum, brownies! Give me some!
YVONNE hands Ziploc container filled with brownies to DAN. DAN opens the container and wrinkles his nose.
DAN: "Ewwwwww, they have nuts in them."
YVONNE: They are called rocky road brownies so they have chocolate chips, nuts and marshmallows on top. Sometimes I like to bake with nuts. Besides, I like nuts.
DAN: But I don't like nuts.
YVONNE: Well I made them for me, not for you.
DAN looks confused. He takes a bite and then proceeds to eat all the brownies in the container in one sitting. (Don't worry, YVONNE had some earlier.)
Everyone wins.
The End.
1 comment:
The funniest thing I have ever read, period.
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