Friday, May 22, 2009

Nuts: A Play in 1 Act

YVONNE: I made brownies.

DAN: Yum, brownies! Give me some!

YVONNE hands Ziploc container filled with brownies to DAN. DAN opens the container and wrinkles his nose.

DAN: "Ewwwwww, they have nuts in them."

YVONNE: They are called rocky road brownies so they have chocolate chips, nuts and marshmallows on top. Sometimes I like to bake with nuts. Besides, I like nuts.

DAN: But I don't like nuts.

YVONNE: Well I made them for me, not for you.

DAN looks confused. He takes a bite and then proceeds to eat all the brownies in the container in one sitting. (Don't worry, YVONNE had some earlier.)

Everyone wins.

The End.

1 comment:

Ara said...

The funniest thing I have ever read, period.