UPDATE: See Dan's comment.
VALERIE: So your brother is going to have a baby soon.
DAN: Yes, in another month.
VALERIE: That's so crazy!
DAN: I know, I am going to be the godfather.
VALERIE: So are you excited to buy the baby some new gifts and toys?
DAN: (waves his hand) The baby doesn't want presents from me.
VALERIE: But you're the godfather.
DAN: I don't know what to get a baby.
VALERIE: Maybe you could send them a framed picture of yourself. They can hang it up in the nursery.
YVONNE: And it can say "The Godfather" on the frame.
DAN: (thinks it over and slowly nods his head) Yes, that sounds like something the baby will need.