Lay of the Land

Dan: Now that we have been in LA for about a month, don't you feel like you know your way around town now?

Yvonne: No.

Dan: (incredulously) Really?

Yvonne: I mean, if you dropped me off at some random part of the city, I couldn't find my way back without a map.

Dan: Oh, wow. At this point, I could find my way back from anywhere.

Yvonne: Maybe it's because you have lived here for a total of five years, and I have only lived here for a month? And I have driven about five times total.

Dan: Hm, that's a good point. I thought you had it all figured it out by now.

Yvonne: No, I don't.

Dan: Huh.




Note to everyone: I don't know where I have been for the last four weeks. Shocker!

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