"Occupy LA is so lame compared to Occupy NY," Dan said.
"I tried to read the LA Times online, and it was terrible," I replied. "That can't be my newspaper. I refuse to give up The New York Times."
"Are we going to be those annoying people who move to LA and say everything is better in New York?"
"Oh, totally. We're guaranteed to be completely unbearable to everyone around us for at least a year."